I Need to Escape Abuse by Natasha - GoFundMe

alwaysadolphin:

[tw: rape mention]

Hey, my friend Natasha could use some help escaping her current situation. Even if you can’t donate, share the link so more people see it. Thank you!

posted 4 hours ago with 3 notes via: alwaysadolphin

“Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.”

I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck  (via naartje)

Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension). (via note-a-bear)

Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch. (via mumblingsage)

thewij tagged me and I am avoiding cleaning so here you go.

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Alexanne

Nickname: Allie

Birthday: May 19

Gender: Lady

Sexuality: Whoever

Height:  5’3”

Time Zone: EST

What time and date is it there: 8/29/14 11:39 AM

Average hours of sleep I get each night: Four or twelve usually.

Last thing I googled: “can a cat be your soulmate”

Most used phrase(s): “I know!” Usually to one of my cats.

First word that comes to mind: “What”

Last thing I said to a family member: I said something to my brother about helping me move the couches so I can vacuum under them later.

One place that makes me happy and why: I like the beach a lot. It reminds me that the world is big and I am little and my fuckups are really pretty insignificant.

Favorite beverages: Water, coffee, tea

Last movie I watched in the cinema: Maleficent, I think? I don’t go to the movies much.

Three things I can’t live without: Cats, internet, caffeine

Something I plan on learning: Crochet. Eventually. Probably.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Put banana peppers on your grilled cheese sandwiches.

You all have to listen to this song: Pretty Little Head by Eliza Rickman

Blogs: This one and dressedasahorse 

Tagging: I can’t remember how to spell my mutuals off the top of my head, but all of you.

sexy-fruit:

THIS

posted 17 hours ago with 64,606 notes via: don-gerosexy-fruit

Victor White suicide ruling leads to public scrutiny

black-american-queen:

OK. I KNOW YOU ARE ALL WORRIED ABOUT FERGUSON BUT CAN YOU FOR A SECOND LOOK AT THIS VICTOR WHITE CASE?

NOTHING ADDS UP.

APPARENTLY AFTER BEING SEARCHED TWICE (while handcuffed) HE PRODUCED A GUN AT THE POLICE STATION AND SHOT HIMSELF. HIS DEATH HAS BEEN RULED A SUICIDE.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THIS TUMBLR. BECAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT AND THE COPS ARE COVERING IT UP.

smartgirlsattheparty:

Amy P. was recently on The Approval Matrix, and was asked about the difficulties the “modern man” face. 

Her response was perfect.

(gif via amypoehler, article via micdotcom)

posted 1 day ago with 19,404 notes via: dooramypoehler

catandkitty:

do you know why feminism has a horrible image?

i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women