Anonymous asked: Uh.. Okay. I didn't know you could only be anon to be rude. My apologies.
Yes, that is exactly what I said.
Anonymous asked: That isn't being rude, just simply saying that's pretty much what your profile says, and assuming you made it to find a relationship because its a dating site, I was just saying it looks like you're telling people to leave you alone. And I didn't see the point in that.
The fact that you’re sending your unsolicited opinions about my dating life as an anon tells me that you know you’re being rude.
Anonymous asked: What's the point if an ok Cupid if basically you're profile just says "fuck off" you obviously don't want a Relationship.
I have an account because a friend signed up and wanted me to look at a profile before she met someone in person. I apologize for not using that account in the way that you want me to, rude internet stranger.
“Sometimes I see parents trying to parent their children and I intervene and I… don’t make it better.”
I’m sort of impressed that I called this dude out and he still tried it.
Here is an actual C&P of my OKCupid profile:
“Basically what I’m looking for in a relationship is someone who only eats the yellow and pink Starburst candies.
I almost never respond to messages because I’m very nervous in general and also I hate everyone. It’s really not worth trying to talk to me. I’m sorry that I’m the worst.”
So my favorite thing ever is getting messages like this where some dude obviously hasn’t even looked at my profile and is just like “ladies like being told that they’re smart, this is totally going to get me laid”. I am so glad I checked the ‘email me new messages’ box because it is very rarely anything but fucking hilarious.
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I am SO EXCITED because in two weeks my mom and brother and I are going to stay in a rented cottage less than half an hour from our home and get sunburned in hammocks for two days. Also my mom and I are going to be drunk the whole time. Family vacations have gotten way more fun since I turned 21.
