"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.


This is the dream!

I can’t tell if I’m terrified or ridiculously pleased


Sam Pepper handcuffs himself to women on the street, refusing to release one woman until she kisses him



In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.


We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.


can we please stop throwing around the term “panic attack” like it’s a synonym for “was nervous”

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can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

i live in my mom’s house and she has 100% banned me from putting out halloween decorations before october BUT i just told her my brilliant placement idea for our super spooky halloween tree and she shouted “OH MY GOD YES” and then a second later went “SHIT you’re putting it up tomorrow aren’t you”

i totally am

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#halloween #i have plans #spooky plans

Black Teen Girls Killed (But Do YOU Care?)



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